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💘Forget cheesy roses and predictable cards. This Funny Valentine Jar is for people who show love with sarcasm, honesty, and just the right amount of chaos.

😍Inside the jar?

48 folded quote cards packed with dark humor, savage affection, and laugh-out-loud love notes — perfect for couples who swear, tease, and still choose each other every day.

💌 What’s Inside

• 🖤 48 unique folded cardstock quotes
• 😈 Equal parts love, sarcasm, and dark humor
• 💥 Designed to be opened one at a time or all at once
• 🐈 Iconic black-cat artwork with bold Valentine vibes

Each note is a tiny emotional grenade — funny, sweet, and a little unhinged.

🎁 Perfect For

• Valentine’s Day (anti-cheesy edition)
• Anniversaries with attitude
• Long-term couples who roast each other lovingly
• Anyone tired of boring “I love you” cards
• Your person. You know the one.

Funny Affirmation Jar: 60 Badass Quotes for Your Daily Self-Care

Give the ultimate funny gift for your badass best friend, co-worker, or colleague. This jar is packed with 60 unapologetically dry-humor affirmations. These cheeky buggers pack enough punch to jumpstart your day with a laugh and a dose of no-nonsense motivation. 

🫙 Product Details

• jar with screw-top lid
• Premium cardstock inserts (not flimsy paper)
• Professionally printed, folded notes
• Ready to gift — no wrapping stress

🛒Package Includes

• 1 * Funny Valentine Jar: 48 Badass & Funny Love Quotes
• 1 * Funny Affirmation Jar: 60 Badass Self-Care Quotes

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